Lyrics:\r
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Candace: Mom, look, dont roll your eyes at me\r
Mom, look, just come over and see\r
Mom, look, it shouldnt be so hard\r
Mom, look, they built it in the backyard\r
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Candace: Once they made it winter in June\r
Linda: I didnt see it\r
Candace: built a rocket to the moon\r
Linda: I didnt see it\r
Candace: Mom, they caused me so much pain!\r
Linda: Now, Candace\r
Candace: Once they even gave me Perrys brain!\r
Linda: Oh for crying out loud\r
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Candace: They built a submarine, a time machine\r
A haunted house that made me scream\r
Drove cattle through the mall\r
Built a giant bowling ball\r
Blew me up to fifty feet\r
A chariot dragged me down the street\r
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(Candace stops to catch her breath)\r
Background Singers: La la la la la la la\r
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Candace: Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze\r
Shoelace tips a household phrase\r
Shot me through a circus tent\r
Always asked where Perry went\r
A lava flow destroyed my face\r
A giant roller derby race\r
Thawed a caveman out of ice\r
Built a roller coaster twice!\r
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