Stephen Colbert has a few other candidates for replacing Sepp Blatter as the FIFA president, other than Jérôme Champagne and Tokyo Sexwale. Other candidates include Okinawa Humpdolphin, Fluppp Bowelsore, Johnny T. Chandelier, Barchibald Timecop, Sheikh Yogurt Montoya, Kruss Snackwagon, Admiral Flitstone Jetson, The Cincinnati Hangman, Shamwow Chiapet, Montgomery Noscruples, Swipe Bribetaker and The Amazing Corrupto.
