[SOT: Sam, Mr. Jackson…]
It’s Samuel L. Jackson Arriving at LAX and he looks happy to see us!
[SOT:  What is it?]
Yep, that’s definitely Sam’s happy look.  And we were wondering…
[SOT:  I haven’t read the paper, I haven’t listened to the news.  I don’t know a fucking thing.]
Don’t worry Sam, that’s what we’re here for!  A few weeks ago, Sam made headlines for his controversial statements about black British actors playing African Americans.  But Sam didn’t want to hear any of it.
[SOT:  :29 You never see British actors play…   Sam: I’m not, hey… I’m done with that, that shit’s three weeks old.  Let that shit go.  Pap: I’m letting it go.  Sam:  OK good.]
OK Then!  How was the flight Sam?
[SOT:  It was alright…]
Next up were Jackson’s favorite, autograph hunters!  But despite that pout, he was gracious enough to sign a few for the fans.
[I’m not signing everything you own.]
That’s OK Sam, we gotta save room for our other favorite stars!
[The other day, Michael Rooker signed his face!  Sam:  Wow, I did too just now.]
Good to see you Sam, still love ya!