Teddy Picker : 
Despair to the point till they provoke 
The punchline before they have told the joke 
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen 
Staring at the television screen 
Despair to the point where they provoke 
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke 
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist 
It wasn't in the top 100 list 
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, 
Don't be surprised when you get bent over, 
He told ya, that you were gagging for it 
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed 
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means 
Another variation on a theme 
A tangle on the television and the magazine 
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? 
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? 
That says "we are defenders 
Of any poseur or professional pretender around" 
When did your list replace the twist and turn? 
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern 
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers 
Save it for the morning after 
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, 
Don't be surprised when you get bent over, 
He told ya, that you were gagging for it 
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 
Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 
Already thick and you're getting thicker 
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 
Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 
Already thick and you're getting thicker 
Asuming that all things are equal, 
Who'd want to be men of the people 
When there's people like you?