Couldn’t We Just Trade Presidents?
He’s a good kid.” This was, as many people observed, while he was on his way to a meeting
with the president of France, who is, at 39, exactly the same age as Donald Trump Jr.
On that plane ride, the president also took a question about whether he was really serious about building a Mexican wall with solar panels on top.
This information came from Donald Trump Jr.’s lawyer, who is not to be confused with Jared Kushner’s lawyer or President Trump’s lawyer.
Speaking of which, the Paris journey was dogged by questions about that meeting Donald Trump Jr. took during the presidential campaign.
“You have to be able to see through it,” the president of the United States explained, because otherwise “when they throw the large sacks of drugs over,
and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don’t see them — they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff.
The one at Trump Tower with a Russian lawyer who was advertised as the bearer of “information that would incriminate Hillary.”
Every day the meeting guest list grows larger.
“You know what, it’s going to be just fine, because you have a great president,” he said.
American citizens watching Donald Trump’s visit to Paris must have wondered how we got the wrong guy.
