Season 6 (1977-1978)
Movie: Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Lyrics: Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids! Who can understand anything they say?
Kids! They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids! You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids! But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids! I don't care what Jimmy and Sally's parents said they could do. You're not going!
Kids! Believe me. I'm doing this for your own good! You understand when you're older.
Kids! Oh, just wait until you have children of your own.
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, children!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did?
Tango the nights away
Nothing's the matter with kids today!
Kids! There is nothing wrong with us kids today!
Kids! We can understand everything we say! (Hubi, Frubiends!)
We're just the same as they were
Perfect in every way.
Nothing's the matter with kids today!
Today!
Today!
Today!
