Lyrics:
Titus (Don’t Bite Us)
There was a soldering man who was named Titus
All the people and even his family said hey don’t bite us
You’d catch him out serving meat pies
To not eat them is what I’d advise
It didn’t bother him to kill his own sons
During their deaths he’d just make puns
He lost his mind and hacked off his hand
With the blood he’d study meaning in the sand
You’re not like your mother he said to his daughter
Who couldn’t speak up against him as a plotter
When Titus saw the queen he felt quite obscene
So he felt he had to interfere and convene
He ruined all the parties with arrows from a bow
Which only made his madness further grow
There was a soldering man who was named Titus
The people and even his family said hey don’t bite us
