Welcome to GTFTS — Get the F to Sleep.
Tonight’s episode is a word-for-word reading of Manual of Wood Carving, published in 1891.
We’ll be covering topics such as tool selection, proper sharpening technique, and the delicate, soul-numbing craft of decorative indenting.
There are diagrams in the original. You won’t see them. You won’t need them.
What you will get is quiet, precise, and profoundly unnecessary detail — ideal for slipping into unconsciousness.
No plot. No profanity. No music. Just pure, deliberate, artisanal boredom.
Good night.
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