Crime doesn’t pay — especially when you're this bad at it.
Welcome to WatchMojo.World, and today we’re counting down the Top 30 Dumbest Criminals of All Time — the ones who practically caught themselves with their jaw-dropping lack of planning, logic, or common sense.
From robbers who forgot to wear masks, to burglars who left their ID behind, these criminals prove that not all masterminds go into crime — and thankfully, that made catching them a whole lot easier (and funnier).
Our list includes:
💳 The thief who tried to rob a bank... after applying for a job there
📱 The guy who livestreamed his own robbery
🚓 The burglar who called the cops on himself
🛒 The shoplifter who walked straight into a police conference
📸 And the duo who posed for selfies with stolen goods
💬 Which criminal fail made you laugh the most?
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