Lyrics:
Welcome, dear friends, to our jammies delight,
A holiday tale that’s a little… not right!
’Tis the season once again, so here’s our holiday news,
This year we’re honest — no filters, no ruse.
The tree leans to the left, and the cat chewed the lights,
We shopped all online, but our gifts missed their flights.
Our holiday card is a screenshot of Zoom,
’Cause the living room looks like a laundry-filled tomb.
The kids keep on fighting for cookies and snacks,
One licked it already — no way we give it back!
We spent half the budget on burgers and fries,
And Dad’s still in sweatpants — yep, no surprise.
From our messy, imperfect, ridiculous dome,
We wish you joy in your holiday home.
So from our pajamas to your happy home,
Merry Christmas to all… now leave us alone!
