First broadcast 30th October 1980.
Arthur buys a consignment of cheap red wine from dodgy wine merchant Clive Stannard.
Dennis Waterman -Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Peter Jeffrey - Clive
Rachel Davies - Bettina
Lois Baxter - Sandra
Patrick Malahide - D.S. Chisholm
Ron Pember - George
Pam St. Clement - Sandra's Mum
Diana Berriman - Joan
Davyd Harries - Policeman
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Donald Douglas - Scots Winetaster
Michael Logan - 1st Winetaster
James Griffiths - 2nd Winetaster
Burt Kwouk - Sojo
Leslie Adams - Winetaster
Cyd Child - Bettina's Flatmate
Renee Cunliffe - Woman in pub
Eden Fox - Winetaster
Tex Fuller - Sex Shop Manager
Alan Harris - Hotel Guest
Ray Knight - Winetaster
Jay McGrath - Winetaster
Rocky Taylor - Sex Shop Thug
