First broadcast 13th January 1982.
Monty Wiseman, a dodgy travel agent, pays Terry to collect a coffin from the airport and store it at Arthur's lock-up.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Harry Fowler - Monty Wiseman
Patricia Maynard - Mrs. Chambers
Derek Fowlds - Meadhurst
Harold Innocent - Incapable
Suzi Quatro - Nancy (as Suzy Quatro)
Patrick Malahide - Chisholm
Michael Povey - D C Jones
Eileen Way - Mrs. Chambers' Mother
Rayner Bourton - Randolf
Michael Jenkinson - Vicar
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Richard Bonehill - Barman
Jerry Judge - Pub Patron
Steve Meek - Pub patron
Raul Newney - Pub Patron
Fred Wood - Deadbeat
