First broadcast 27th January 1982.
A chance meeting in a club takes Arthur into the world of fine art, as he sees an opportunity to make some money by selling forgeries.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
George Sewell - Frank
Patricia Quinn - Monica
Ewan Hooper - Rory Quinn
Paul Gregory - Dealer
John Tordoff - Max
Steve Alder - Kevin
Candy Davis - Stripper
Roy Pannell - Male Dancer
Douglas McFerran - Quinn's Assistant
Monica Ramone - 2nd Stripper
Peter Brayham - 1st Heavy
Dave Holland - 2nd Heavy
Valentino Musetti - Gerry (as Val Musetti)
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Jerry Baker - Strip Club Patron
Joe Bartlett - Man at Quinn's Bookmakers
Roy Beck - Strip Club Patron
John Clifford - Art Gallery Visitor
Mabel Etherington - Auction Patron
Jill Goldston - Art Gallery Visitor
Aidan Harrington - Art Gallery Visitor
Simon Joseph - Strip Club Patron
Gerry Judge - Winchester Club Patron
Michael Leader - Strip Club Patron
Arnold Lee - Man at Quinns bookmaker
Maureen Nelson - Auction Patron
Tony O'Leary - Strip Club Patron
Bess Rogers - Auction Patron
Pam Rose - Woman in art gallery
Terry Sach - Strip Club Patron
Barry Summerford - Auction Porter
Cy Town - Auction Patron
