First broadcast 1st February 1984.
Arthur's latest money-making scheme, in partnership with veteran con artist J.J. Mooney, involves a race tipping scam with an imaginary office.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
T.P. McKenna - J.J.Mooney
Patrick Malahide - Chisholm
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Shaun Curry - Sprott
Jumoke Debayo - Petal
Timothy Bateson - Railwayman
Rosalind Lloyd - Fenella
Royce Mills - Andrew
Vinny Mann - Tony (as Vivian Mann)
Russell Wootton - Tax Inspector (as Russel Wootton)
Hugh Futcher - Mo
Caroline Gruber - Nurse
David Janes - Ernie Grahame
Angela Wynter - Sylvia
Lee Walker - Printer
Alan Thompson - Video Man
Alan Chuntz - Punter in betting shop
Barry Philips - Client One
Chuck Julian - Client Two
Richard Wilding - Car Driver
Stephen Fitzalan - Doctor
Leroy Golding - Betting Shop Punter
John Maloney - Betting Shop Punter