First broadcast 12th December 1977.
Mildred wants a holiday in Majorca but George, who can't speak Majorcan, feels they should stick to familiar Blackpool.
Yootha Joyce - Mildred Roper
Brian Murphy - George Roper
Norman Eshley - Jeffrey Fourmile
Sheila Fearn - Ann Fourmile
Nicholas Bond-Owen - Tristram
Edward Evans - Bernard West
Zulema Dene - Penelope Fordham
