First broadcast 7th September 1978.
Jerry the ice-cream man persuades the gullible George to invest in his pigeon-farming idea but the only way George can raise the cash is by selling the house behind Mildred's back.
Yootha Joyce - Mildred Roper
Brian Murphy - George Roper
Norman Eshley - Jeffrey Fourmile
Sheila Fearn - Ann Fourmile
Nicholas Bond-Owen - Tristram
Roy Kinnear - Jerry
Patricia Kneale - Mrs Clifton-White
Robert Raglan - Mr Clifton-White
Lesley Staples - Mrs Williams
Michael Wynne - Mr Williams
Shirley English - Woman in Pub