First broadcast 10th October 1984.
Justin concocts a scheme with a former footballer to obtain tickets for an England v Scotland football match.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Mark Farmer - Justin James
Alan Hunter - Steve Benson
James Marcus - Phil
Jon Croft - Alisdair Frazier
Derek Martin - Cedric
David Beale - Theo Warren
Brian Haines - Tax Inspector
Nicolas Chagrin - Mario
Helen Keating - Mrs. James
Peter Needham - Joe Eldon
David Beckett - Mechanic
James Coyle - Scots Fan
Brian Binns - Autograph Hunter
Sid Golder - Greengrocer (as Sydney Golder)
Annabel Price - Helga
Andrew Andreas - Waiter
Harry Fielder - Cafe customer
