First broadcast 26th December 1984.
When Paddy Hurley can't pay Arthur what he owes him, he offers Arthur the opportunity of owning a greyhound instead.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Patrick Malahide - Chisholm
Peter Childs - Rycott
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Colin Farrell - Tasty Tim
Michael Povey - D.C. Jones
Michael Troughton - D.C. Melish
Tony Caunter - D.I. Norton
Brian Capron - Fred
Jeff Pirie - Ted
Arthur Whybrow - Paddy Hurley
Joy Lemoine - Lady in Flat
Sidney Kean - Harry
Jerry Baker - Punter
Pat Gorman - Winchester Club Patron
Eric Kent - Winchester Club Patron
Roy Lansford - Winchester Club Patron