First broadcast 4th December 1979.
George lets his goldfish, Moby, swim in the sink and Mildred accidentally pulls the plug out.
Yootha Joyce - Mildred Roper
Brian Murphy - George Roper
Norman Eshley - Jeffrey Fourmile
Sheila Fearn - Ann Fourmile
Nicholas Bond-Owen - Tristram
Simon Lloyd - Tarquin
Norman Mitchell - Mr Clayton
Ted Burnett - Rag and Bone Man