http://www.freewebsite.com
An exclusive look into the FreeWebsite.com offices...
Welcome to FreeWebsite.com, headquarters for total awesomeness.
Meet Nate. Think of Nate like Hercules -- he's here to slay the Minotaur, which is your lack of a website. Flex for us, Nate. *flexes* Aaaah, beast!
Meet our on-site babe. She is not just smart, she is also hot. *sneeze* Mmm!
Here's Cathy, who works in Human Resources.
Here is Howie. He is our attorney, and he will keep your trade secrets safe like a lioness to her cubs.
*growl*
I can guess what you're thinking. How does anything at all get done by people like this?
This is how they do it: They're dull as doorknobs, and their passion is constructing websites.
For you, no cost, no kidding.
*Singing* Here is Amir, he is a sanitation engineer.